OKAY. Most of y'all know about my ambivalent feelings regarding one Mr. Pete Wentz. That being said, that "Goodnight Moon" clip makes me feel funny in my pants. I'm just sayin'. Now I just want something like that but real and costarring Ryan Ross. MMMHMM.
So it's saturday, and football is being watched (there's only ONE oklahoma- Big 12 South champs again!), and I'm in the mood to put my creepiness out there for the world to see in the form of a rare non-friendslocked post...and a survey, no less! I just hope that people will join in the creepy. :D
Okay, so here's the question- tinhats aside, wishing aside, your personal imagination aside (except for me, because everything that happens in my head is *clearly* real)...what band boys do you think have legitimately hooked up? My answers:
-I think that bert and gerard have legitimately done *something*. That being said, I REALLY do not care to dwell on the details because I'm sorry, but just looking at bert makes me feel like I've got the clap. But I think there was something there in the past...whether it was just alcohol/drug fueled or if there was real affection there, I don't know. Okay, moving on. Moving far, far away...
-Brendon and Ryan. As much as it pains my little heart to say this, I don't think they are having a secret torrid affair (I'm sobbing as I write this!). Nor do I think they've ever had sex. At the *very* most, maybe they've kissed a time or two. That being said, I think brendon really and truly has some sort of feelings for ryan that go beyond friendship, even if it's just a stupid puppydog crush. But I don't think ryan shares the affection. (Okay, that was painful to write. I will now replace my tinhat- OF COURSE THEY'RE IN LOVE AND THEY'RE FUCKING LIKE BUNNIES AND THE SEXTAPE WILL LEAK ANY DAY NOW. THERE CAN BE NO OTHER WAY).
Okay, I may add more later, but for now...someone else comment with your own answers so I don't feel like so much of a perv. Anonymous commenting turned on in case there's something you're just too ashamed to own up to. Pimp this out to your friends. Especially if you're friends with pete. Maybe he'd be able to settle my internal debate over whether he legitimately did get some sexual favors out of ryan. Mmmhmm.